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Bro Snow: The Scourge of Men Everywhere

You've seen it on your clothes. You've seen it on your floor. You've likely spotted it in your bathtub, seen it at your mom's house and left gobs of it behind before a hot date. I'm talking, of course, about Bro Snow - maybe the #1 problem facing mankind today. What is Bro Snow? It's the white, filmy substance left behind on your body, clothes, and floor after you've applied Gold Bond to your balls. It's 2015, people. We have the technology to end this fight for good. Here's how we'll win: Step 1: Understanding Why Bro Snow Has Persisted for So Long Future anthropologists will no doubt ask, "If they hated Bro Snow so much, why did they put up with it for so long?" I'll...

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