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An Ode to the Dance

It comes in all forms. Some of them are graceful, flowing and subtle. Most are slightly epileptic at best, moose mating trot at worst. Every possessor of huevos and bacon knows "The Crotch Dance;" That horribly awkward move you make in public desperately attempting to unstick your sweaty balls from your thigh, prevent the seam of your drawers from castrating you or remove your underwear from the dark, forbidden regions of your crack. 

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HappySacs Mean Happy Ladies Which Mean Really Happy Sacks

We've all been there. The sun has gone down and your company for the evening is definitely putting off all the signs that tonight is going to be a very good night. Maybe you took her to a nice dinner and a show. Perhaps danced. Perhaps you just hung out on the couch and binge-watched Gilmore Girls with her. (And by binge-watch we mean smile every time you felt her glance over at you.) No matter what led up to it, you are still lined up for an easy play into the goal zone. 

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