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Jingle Bell Rock

The holidays are here. No matter how much you tried to ignore the holiday decorations appearing some time pre-Halloween, the emergence of pumpkin spice-flavored EVERYTHING or that one radio station that has been playing Christmas carols since July, the holidays have officially kicked off. We’ve made it through Thanksgiving, with the stretchy pants, turkey-induced comas, football, and friends & family. Now Christmas is very steadily approaching. Sure there’s a lot of shopping,decorating and enduring awkward Dirty Santa games at work but Christmas Day will be heresoon enough and it’s better than Thanksgiving in so many ways. You still get stretchy pants andfood comas, but you get to add eggnog, Santa cookies, candy and presents. Christmas Day iswhat you’ve been working...

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The Jock Itch Sitch

Jock Sweat Got sweaty balls? We all know about the awful effects of jock sweat that leads to the unbearable jock itch. Jock itch is a very common problem among men, especially overweight men. It is caused by fungi that live on your skin, generally dormant, are exposed to prolonged moisture. If you don’t wash yourself after a long workout, or a day of running around at work, the heat and moisture allow the fungi to duplicate. Too much fungi causes your jock itch. How Do I Know If I Have Jock Itch? Jock sweat leads to jock itch. It forms a red, flakey rash in the groin area that can extend out to the abdomen and buttock area. It...

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Bro Snow: The Scourge of Men Everywhere

You've seen it on your clothes. You've seen it on your floor. You've likely spotted it in your bathtub, seen it at your mom's house and left gobs of it behind before a hot date. I'm talking, of course, about Bro Snow - maybe the #1 problem facing mankind today. What is Bro Snow? It's the white, filmy substance left behind on your body, clothes, and floor after you've applied Gold Bond to your balls. It's 2015, people. We have the technology to end this fight for good. Here's how we'll win: Step 1: Understanding Why Bro Snow Has Persisted for So Long Future anthropologists will no doubt ask, "If they hated Bro Snow so much, why did they put up with it for so long?" I'll...

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Bro Snow

Bat Wings: What They Are and How to Avoid Them

Bat wings. Someone had to say it. If you're a fellow who's ever experienced the unpleasant phenomenon of bat wings, you may be wondering how to avoid such an occurrence in the future. Maybe that's how you found this blog.

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Batwings

Stop Chafing with the Happy Sac

Some tough guys will try to grin and bear it when it comes to chafed balls. This is a pretty silly mistake: there are a wide range of reasons you need to stop chafing in your balls as quickly as possible.

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